NEW MANAGER: {enter next candidate here}

SouthLowerOx · 23 Feb 2018

I get the impression Tiger wants to be in the country to announce the new manager. He is back in the country to watch the game on Saturday but my guess would be we could be waiting until Monday for the reveal!

bazzer9461 · 23 Feb 2018

forevayella said:
Exactly.....from what I know, Tiger was the one that paid off Pep and paid money for Dickie so he’s fully aware about us targeting CB.

And where do s you get that information?

makv · 23 Feb 2018

arthurturner said:
I can see this has some traction and I'm expecting a good turn out at our first rehearsal. As Bazzer has considerable musical theatre experience I've already had a word with him about a special role for him and I believe he is already working on producing his coat of many colours primarily yellow and blue. Morro's new words with a U's connotation are excellent and I'm hoping to further his songwriting skills. Our first rehearsal though will concentrate on Welsh hymnary. I am also working on a three part harmony version of "She Stood on the Menai Bridge at Midnight" the tune of which is eminently suited to a full throated choir of tenor and bass voices blended with a few altos. A couple of male sopranos wouldn't go amiss so if anyone out there has been castrated and can sing the upper register do let me know. Fun times ahead methinks.

Magdalene Bridge, Shirley?

makv · 23 Feb 2018

Hackney Jack said:
Dave T said:

Tiger is believed to favour sol Campbell

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you are a bullshitter

I think he’s a woosher. And you’ve been wooshed.

Leysboy · 23 Feb 2018

I need a beer. Quite fancy a Tiger Beer. I’ll get my coat.

mooro · 23 Feb 2018

We could always revive the Mud classic "Tiger Feet"

RATC · 23 Feb 2018

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ucceed-manager.html?__twitter_impression=true

makv · 23 Feb 2018

RATC said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ucceed-manager.html?__twitter_impression=true

Never really thought of Crouch as a good bloke. But he seems it. Maybe.

makv · 23 Feb 2018

RATC said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ucceed-manager.html?__twitter_impression=true

Never really thought of Crouch as a good bloke. But he seems it. Maybe.

SteMerritt · 23 Feb 2018

Ox4Eva said:
I just seen Sol Campbell on Bond street checking out some bow ties, you heard it here first....

Did he head off to the Dog and Duck for a pint afterwards?

Ox4Eva · 23 Feb 2018

SteMerritt said:
Did he head off to the Dog and Duck for a pint afterwards?

Headed off towards Selfridges looking for a smart waistcoat

Belgium Yellow · 23 Feb 2018

makv said:
Never really thought of Crouch as a good bloke. But he seems it. Maybe.

Don’t like the bit where he says CB is like Jamie Carragher. That’s worrying...

MJB · 23 Feb 2018

makv said:
RATC said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ucceed-manager.html?__twitter_impression=true

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Never really thought of Crouch as a good bloke. But he seems it. Maybe.

“Crouchey’s having his nachos”, as the big man once said in the Chicken Land I used to frequent.

Plus, this photo in that article is also kinds of wonderful.

yellowbow · 24 Feb 2018

Peter Crouch really went up in my estimations when he was once asked in an interview “What would you be if you weren’t a Premier League footballer?” His answer was “Single” ?

West Oxon U’s · 24 Feb 2018

He actually said he’d be a virgin.

http://the18.com/news/12-most-outrageous-soccer-quotes-all-time

Lundinsponytail · 24 Feb 2018

RATC said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ucceed-manager.html?__twitter_impression=true

It's such a good column. He is a natural journalist because, unlike most professional sportsmen, he is not self-obsessed And, as a result, notices people and issues and thinks about them.
Probably too nice to be a manager!

Paul P · 24 Feb 2018

Lundinsponytail said:
It's such a good column. He is a natural journalist because, unlike most professional sportsmen, he is not self-obsessed And, as a result, notices people and issues and thinks about them.
Probably too nice to be a manager!

I've always liked Crouch, honest and self effacing and genuinely looks like he loves what he does. I wouldn't want him to go into management, punditry would be far more enjoyable, for him and us.

yellowbow · 24 Feb 2018

WestOxon U’s said:
He actually said he’d be a virgin.

http://the18.com/news/12-most-outrageous-soccer-quotes-all-time

Ah,my bad.. ?

RATC · 24 Feb 2018

Kieron Dyer just said when Bellamy gets a managers job he'll be offered a role which he will accept. Dyer as a first team coach?

https://twitter.com/x/status/967341901077762050

yellowbow · 24 Feb 2018

RATC said:
Kieron Dyer just said when Bellamy gets a managers job he'll be offered a role which he will accept. Dyer as a first team coach?

https://twitter.com/x/status/967341901077762050

To be honest I’d hope both Bellamy and OUFC would be more professional than to start dishing jobs out to Bellamys mates. However, I’ll be fair, I don’t know about Dyers coaching credentials.

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