amershamdave
RIP
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- 15 Dec 2017
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This is a bastard of a game. Peterborough 3 Oxford United 3 (Browne 2, Kelly) Att: 9895 and 849 United fans. A dog will run onto the pitch. Oxford players will play in just their pants and vests, which is KR's new strategy to confuse our opponents. Eastwood will start as centre forward, but be shown to be crap, so will go back in goal. 'Boro fans will be in a confused state, 'cos they're not used to winning, so will sing: "We're staying up!" instead of: "We're going up!" Their manager will resign after the game. A Russian, who was working at Chernobyl during the 80's, will be there, with four arms. He'll be waving four different flags and will be arrested. That just about does it for me. COYY