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    The inventor of Chinese Whispers has just died. May he test tin peas.
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    My wife said 'I can think of 14 reasons to leave you plus your stupid obsession with tennis!' 'That's 15,love' I replied..
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    General Another retro shirt

    Would love the 1980/1 Adidas shirt to appear on one on these retro shirt sites.
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    National News Covidiots.....

    This.
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    I've just eaten a piece of steak so tough it didn't even cry during the last 10 minutes of Toy Story 3.
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    My friends just lost her job as a dermatologist. She was handed her E45.
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    I changed my computer password to "AndrexPuppyPlaysWithBogRoll27" which my password strength checker says is "Soft,strong and very,very long"
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    I'm finally selling all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal...
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    The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away today. His wife is taking it really hard..
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    Home Match Thread +++ 16/05/2010 BSCP: OUFC v York City MDT +++

    What a day. My best mate who emigrated to New Zealand in 2008 ( a Littlemore lad, massive OUFC fan ) flew back just for this match. He spent more time in the air than he did back in the UK! We all got sozzled naturally, had a great day (we were both there in 1986) and carried on in The Green Man...
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    On this day last year, we sadly lost Doris Day. She was fondly remembered for her rendition of the song 'Que Sera Sera' which is Spanish for We Hope It's Chips.
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    Two astronauts on the International Space Station making coffee. Astronaut One - "I don't like my coffee without milk. I can't understand why we can't use it" Astronaut Two - "In space, nobody can. Here, use cream"
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    'Her name was Yoda A showgirl she was'
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    Just heard that 'The 99p Store' have taken over 'Poundland' . The new owners would like to assure all customers there will be no change..
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    I've got a new job making chess sets. Shift work though. Working on knights this week..
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