Recent content by Gobbledgook

As it's green belt, half way between Kidlington and North Oxford we could call in Middleton Meadow.... oh hang on maybe not.

Modular construction, solar tempering, sustainable urban drainage,wind turbines, green roofs, green walls, biodiversity net gain, rainwater harvesting, insulation, anaerobic digestion, biochar utilisation.......... We will all be net zero construction experts by the time this is all over! Why...

"Hi Dale Vince this is Oxford United could we please pick your brains?" We need all of the help we can get.

Wakey wakey Liam, quick shower and straight into work. You've already shown that you can work magic on this squad but are you a Paul Daniels or a Merlin. Guess we'll know by 11 tonight

Manning is a magician🪄 So far we're doing this with predominantly a set of players who finished 2 points off of relegation last year. Starting players who were with us last year: v Derby = 9 v Barnsley = 8 v Charlton = 7

My Leeds employee mate says "Sonny doesn't realise how good he is. If Oxford can help him find his 4th and 5th gears then youz lot could be in for a real treat this season"

Got to be impressed with the way our club goes about it's business. They obviously keep an eye on this forum, have a clear health and wellbeing policy, saw the Roman gibberish, we're concerned for the fan base sanity, so rushed this signing through for our mental health protection. Well done...

Gotta laugh at this forum: Swansea - "no creativity, will end up mid table" Eastleigh - "no goal threat, bottom half at best again" Bristol City - "no back up players - mid table if first eleven stay fit" QPR - "Gonna win the league" 🤣🤣

Mills, Burley rumours.... Do we think Woltman is a no go now then or might still sign as development opportunity?

From the hair I'd day that was either Omar Beckles or Malachi Napa

As well as the usual preseason panic, it also appears that it’s that time of year when the annual turkey shooting season opens. The strange practice of searching for and singling out a particular player to take the brunt of fan’s abuse. The bizarre personal need of a section of fans to find a...

Yep fair play, should have checked before posting. Edited my post now.

Some Shrewsbury fans seem to think that their club is going through a patch of " turmoil" with some unhappy players in the camp. They've already lost a couple of influential players and think that more than one L1 club is sniffing around their striker Daniel Udoh. 26 yo with 1 year left on his...

Discuss......... Get rid of a 33 year old who scored 72 goals in the last 5 seasons mostly from open play and consider (if any truth in the rumours) replacing with a 29 year old who has scored 48 in the last 5 seasons including a number of pens. Different type of striker with Pigott 4 years...

Definitely don't want Haldane back Not LH thanks as too injury prone! Didn't he have 2 weeks in hospital and 2 months out injured after colliding with a fly while in training with Port Vale?