AssHead

Salford (not been there before)

Long has had 1 MOTM award in 2 years from memory. He’s not in the “player of the championship” category for me. Give him and Will...

I was struggling to think of our best player across both championship seasons. Everyone has been so patchy. Cumming and Brown brilliant...

Better than Harris.

If you know, you know. He’s better than Obika - FACT!

2 adult tickets for sale. I’ll take half price of face value (£18 each).

I'd happily have a guaranteed to stay fit version of Marcus Browne back for a league one campaign. But therein lies the rub.

Mindless attacking football? You mean like scoring 100 goals in a season? Awful and mindless!!

But Robinson wasn't a poor manager.

First order of business: get rid of Mark Harris Please don’t start with: “but he’ll be great in League one.” He won’t. The promotion...

We will p**s this tinpot league.

Sam Deering has had a successful National League career...

Doesn’t even get half an hour when several ahead in a meaningless game. So jarring.

At the game, watching Emakhu infront of me in the north stand. Settle a debate for me and my mate: Who is better: Placheta or Emakhu?

I’m hoping for 6-0. Odds are 80/1 at the moment. £10 bet and - if I win - beers are on me the New Den.