National News Covidiots.....

[Sarge]

Sorry to say Sarge Mrs Pompeyyellows did hers ( and shes no boffin ) with no problems booked her slot in advance signed in hey presto 5 mins later was told how much she is getting and should be in bank any day now

me too .... 3rd attempt- straight in today- under ten mins, approved & £ going in my account in 6 days

got there in the end

 

[Sarge]

in the Oxon / Wilts border market town of Faringdon ....

Aldi staff member injured trying to stop shoplifter

A MEMBER of staff at an Oxfordshire Aldi store was injured while trying to stop a shoplifter stealing a bag of groceries.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk

 

[Shosho]

So, in 6 days time, can we expect some in-depth stats?

Not sure how many stats I will be putting up as I appear to now have a job at a club - see what I'm allowed to do ?

 

[SteMerritt]

England beaches gridlock caused by cars 'from all over country'

A Devon car park is described as "like August", while a Merseyside council asks people to stay away.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Yellow River]

Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour at the beach today.

A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them.

The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.










Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.......

 

[Pete Burrett]

Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour at the beach today.

A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them.

The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it.










Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.......

Funniest post for a long while!

 

[Yellow River]

Funniest post for a long while!

Can’t take any credit for it Pete, it was doing the rounds a couple of years ago, however felt it was very apt for the Covidiot thread!

 

[Essexyellows]

That Punch and Judy one is older than me!

 

[Sarge]

That Punch and Judy one is older than me!

...and me

 

[horseman]

Well the appearance of the crocadile would ensure social distancing was adhered to

 

[Scotchegg]

Well the appearance of the crocadile would ensure social distancing was adhered to

I want social distancing- and make it snappy!!!

 

[Essexyellows]

Whilst this may cross the line between covidiots & mental health issues............... I don`t understand why anyone wants to look like a carp chasing a bit of bread...

‘I’m very aware of my body changing in lockdown’

People who go the extra mile for their appearance on how they've reacted to their changing looks.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ZeroTheHero]

What is it with those bicycle pedal lips? Apart from just looking ridiculous, you might as well have 'I am a self-obsessed idiot' tattooed on your forehead at the same time!

 

[Malc]

Not sure how many stats I will be putting up as I appear to now have a job at a club - see what I'm allowed to do ?

As long as the job is NOT at Scumdon.

 

[Shosho]

As long as the job is NOT at Scumdon.

In their current situation, they couldn't afford me ?

 

[Gary Baldi]

Aha! We have another idiot

Steve Coogan criticised after furloughing gardener and housekeeper

The move sparked ire from Tory MP Andrew Bridgen and Good Morning Britain's Piers Morgan

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Sheik djibouti]

Loving the fact the one of Brigdens insults aimed at Coogan was "He's certainly a Conservative now"

IE - he's acted like a tone-deaf ar$ehole, therefore he must be a Tory

 

[bashamwonderland]

Aha! We have another idiot

Steve Coogan criticised after furloughing gardener and housekeeper

The move sparked ire from Tory MP Andrew Bridgen and Good Morning Britain's Piers Morgan

www.standard.co.uk

Wasn't he a Corbynite, you know, from when Corbyn was a thing?

 

[Gary Baldi]

Wasn't he a Corbynite, you know, from when Corbyn was a thing?

Yup. He and Hugh Grant did a stunning job of campaigning for candidates and them losing.

 

[Sheik djibouti]

I think Corbyn did more to f*ck their chances up in truth....