Given the sheer number of laughable suggestions and false rumours that have been posted over the years on this forum (and others), I'm perplexed as to why this thread has provoked such a huge reaction.
Defoe is now 36 and seemingly can't get anywhere near the Bournemouth side. I don't pay attention to Premier League football, but it doesn't sound too beyond the realms of possibility that he could drop to League One. Obviously the reams of football scouts/analysts, Football Manager 2018 experts and 'in the knows' that are members of this particular internet forum know so better. Massive props to you guys, the rest of us are not worthy.