Who's our candidate for our new big rival whilst those Swindon slugs rot in non-league for eternity
Reading - In common with Swindon is also a dump. They always seem to have a bit of money in recent years and yet somehow come across as very tinpot, like a "bigger" version of Wycombe maybe. Hard to feel the same hatred towards such a plastic and pointless club but they are local, and they seem to hate us.
Luton - Proper club at least, their fans are a bit livelier than Swindons too. Also from one of the worst dives in the country. Luton seem like a similar club to us in many ways, spent some time in the conference, bounced back, similar size club. I dont have any real hate for them though.
Bristol Rovers/Bristol City - Bristolians seem to love a riot. Maybe they could try and have a scrap with us instead of riot police instead?
Wycombe - Feels a bit like picking on the weakest kid at school. Doesn't feel right. They'll eventually do a Yeovil and find their level.
Pompey - Seeing as they're in Southampton's shadow they probably have a similar mentality to Swindon fans. Could make a decent scum replacement service.